[Verse] In a small town, there lived a man named Dangus With a heart of gold, but a body that's becomin' dangerous (dangerous) He sought affection, but his flaws had taken hold With each sip of whiskey, his pride would unfold [Verse 2] His troubles grew, as did his waistline And every night, he drowned his sorrows in moonshine (moonshine) He stumbled through life with a heavy heart and girth A symbol of a man who had lost his worth [Chorus] Oh, poor Dangus, too drunk to see The beauty in himself and what he could be With each sorrow, he found solace in the bottle But it only led him further into his sad, sad throttle