[Verse] Dashing through the stores, in a shopping cart we go (ooh-yeah) Through the aisles, sliding all the way (ooh-ooh-ooh) Bells on the credit card ring, making spirits low (make it stop) What fun it is to hide, from relatives we know, oh (oh-oh-oh) [Chorus] Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas is a pain (oh-oh-oh) Oh what fun it is to say, Santa suck it, man (hey-hey) Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas is a drag (oh-oh-oh) Oh what fun it is to sing, about how much I can't stand it (hey-hey)