[Verse] Welcome, welcome to my family Dad's got money, Mom's a beauty queen (ooh-la-la) Brother's a genius, sister's just a cutie And me? Well, I'm just a little bit looney [Verse 2] My family's like a circus in the best way We've got it all, even a five-legged dog, hey! (woof-woof) We've got laughter, love, and a whole lot of fun In our crazy, quirky family, we're second to none [Chorus] Welcome to my five-legged family Where we live life with a side of absurdity (hey-hey) Dad's rich, Mom's a bombshell, it's quite a sight to see In our garden, there's a dog with five legs, oh gee!