[Verse] Once there was a man, so full of life and glee But a purple unicorn cast a spell upon him, you see He woke up one mornin', much to his surprise Instead of beard and boots, he had hooves and emerald eyes [Verse 2] Now he's a grumpy little filly, always wearin' a frown No more hearty laughter, no more roamin' around He trots through the meadows, with a huff and a snort Cursing that old unicorn for the spell he brought [Chorus] Oh, the grumpy little filly, with a heart so green Cursed by magic, trapped in a pony's sheen He longs for his old life, oh how he yearns But until that purple unicorn returns, he'll stay grumpy little filly, forevermore