HA!!! INCREDIBLE INDIA!! HA!!! INCREDIBLE INDIA!! Cow poop! Sar! Cow Poop! So Delicious! India number one!! Cow Poop! Never tasted anything like it! Brown, squishy! But full of vitamin! Sar! Listen to me! I am aryan too! Sar! Listen to me! Rub that cow poop one me! I eat cow dung on my plate! I see it slide from the cow's bum! I spread it all over my aryan body! So holly! So brown! Make burgers with it! Eat it with rice! Ho! Milk and peepee from cow all mixed into a holly drink! Ho!!! Incredible India! SAR! I smell like curry! My power comes from my intense strong hormone smell! OH! Sir bring no toilet here! We poop where we want because India is Free! OH! India NUMBER ONE!!! OH! India FREE!!!